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Magnum Demotivational Poster


DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


SPIDERS - The next time you see that daddy longleg scurrying around on the ground just remember this picture


TAGS: spider dremagnum
Rating: 3.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:30 pm
"MOMMY!!! Can I have one!? 5 bird sized pets
Ed-Hyde - October 21, 2009, 9:57 am
Golden Orb Weaver I think. They are also found in America. Pretty darn startling when you are face to face with one.
Ronski - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Yeah, Aussie spiders kick arse. 5L
aaa - October 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
WHOA! Is this for real?? COOL!!!!


THE ROCK - Never got the memo


TAGS: dremagnum the rock wrestling is fake
Rating: 4.38/5

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autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:56 am
Still love this one lol
jeffhardy25 - January 2, 2011, 12:48 am
5 fake rock bottoms
Krissie - March 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
LMFAO! 5L's...
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:25 am
I can smell what all 5 Lions are cookin'!
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:52 pm
5Ls for a new take on an old meme.
blackmamba - January 20, 2010, 1:00 am
LOL I almost peed my pants when I read the last part haha 5 chair smashing L's for you my friend!
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 10:26 pm
Woot! Classic Dre, 5Ls.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 10:21 pm
OMFG awesome. 5/5 pile drivers


FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.


TAGS: dirty harry shot shoots magnum 44 gun
Rating: 3.23/5

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GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Dirty Harry is da man!! 5 feelin' luckys
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
No, REAL MEN only need 1 shot. Unless you're talking about number of times you need to screw a chick to convince her you're a God in the sack...in which case the answer is still only 1. Which is why I'm only a demi-God.
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Makes a BIG difference. But then REAL MEN only need 6 shots.


HANDGUNS -




BROKEN HEARTS - You don't die from them but you sure wish you did


TAGS: wish jan 12th dremagnum
Rating: 3.38/5

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Hasbunmb - February 28, 2010, 3:09 pm
True enough...


JUST A QUICK REMINDER - Before you judge people remember this Amateurs built the Ark While professionals built the Titanic


TAGS: dreamagnum quick reminder
Rating: 3.97/5

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rleehair - December 31, 2010, 7:22 am
though the Irish built i it was a british captain who steered the boat into an iceburg
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:11 pm
How could anyone expect something Irish to not go "into the drink"?
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:04 am
Nicely done Dre
CpnKangaroo - January 24, 2010, 3:05 am
Actually the irish built the titanic. idk if you could call them professionals, but they drank like 'em. also a recent biography has shown it sank due to poor rivets in the steel plating. but 5l for originality


WHY SO IGNORANT? - just kidding this guy is a fag




DREMAGNUM -


TAGS: dremagnum keeping in real
Rating: 3.62/5

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uglimusashi - February 20, 2010, 11:09 am
Drawn together? WRONGEST... SHOW.... EVER. title & inflections are deserved here
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Anything?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
I'm not offended by anything
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:41 pm
Don't watch it if you're offendable. Whether that's easily offended or not.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
Nope, havent yet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
So, You don't drink at all Dre?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
Will do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
Dre, Download drawn together.....amesome animated reality show....so crude.....don't watch it with children,women or ethnics.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
I'm sober, always have been
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
We played poker at TTH's last night.....I don't even remember coming home.....Hangover central.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 8:36 pm
glad you liked it
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm
Yep, same. Worked on homework all day, and slept away a hangover.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm
Doesnt look like my kind of dog either
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
When im in my room, I just have this site up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
But you remember the dog, Right Dre?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
God, we do creep here don't we? Always on, never actually commenting.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
LMAO, however, I do not remember that chick at all
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:30 pm
And yet, he never calls in the morning. WHY DRE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY...


MILLIONS OF SPERM - And somehow You were the fastest?


TAGS: sperm dremagnum
Rating: 3.67/5

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BennyChick - March 23, 2010, 5:17 pm
i was the last one there
boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 5:05 pm
there are sprinters defenders and attackers which one was u?
Derek - January 15, 2010, 4:17 am
Well, half of me was fastest.
CANADA - January 15, 2010, 12:29 am
I took out the competition along the way
agdaniele - January 15, 2010, 12:17 am
Actually, I'm italian... I just cooked some homemade pasta... with alfredo sauce... and the egg came to me.


GENERAL STORES - Never let you buy anything specific


TAGS: crappy zing attempt dec2 dremagnum
Rating: 3.64/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 11:45 am
hehehehe +5
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 11:19 pm
like mine better Derek
Derek - December 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
Privates, sergeants etc shop elsewhere...
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Knocked it out of the park!!! 5L
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:58 pm
Those bastards


SUCK IT GRANDMA - Told you sleeping in a running car every night Wouldn't be the end of the world




CONSPIRACY - How the hell do you do that without the cheat codes? Damn, this Adolph guy was good.


TAGS: dremagnum jew killer
Rating: 2.9/5

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DreMagnum - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Sorry rerun, made me lol when i saw the pic, made a quick, shitty poster about it. Shit happens.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 8:06 pm

then you should have never submitted it
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:31 am
I just found someone using this for an anti semitic post on a forum, sorry for all the Jewish people out there, didn't mean for it to be used like that.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 11:27 am
Wow, thought this one would have done better
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Nite, Bone.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 1:13 am
Well, my caffeine buzz is gone so I'm off to bed...night all
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 1:02 am
g'night
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 1:01 am
good night young man
Zed - December 10, 2009, 12:48 am
Adios Dre.
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:47 am
Night
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:46 am
So i have to get up in 6 and a half hours, it might be night time. night ya'll
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
sorry, Dre.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
cute redhead
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
lol, thats my girlfriend
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
Well, you just did say you were going to think of Canada as a chick, after making certain gay comments.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:43 am
Sorry for being all "Narutarded" on you
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:42 am
And creepiness complete. I can hear the sounds in the background...
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:41 am
Im going to think you are a chick now Canada
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:38 am
Um.....no?
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:38 am
whooops! that wasnt for me lol
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:37 am
You rang?!?
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:33 am
get back here big boy
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:31 am
*Slowly walks away from conversation*
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:30 am
LMAO!....at everything!
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:29 am
Ill swing it anyway you want me to
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:29 am
Didn't know you swung that way Dre...
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:28 am
aww give me some love Random
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:27 am
May not like the pic, but I love the caption.


VACATION - Pretty much its what you take, when you cant take anymore, of what you have been taking


TAGS: vacation travel dremagnum
Rating: 3.48/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 4:47 pm
Amen to that.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Niiiiice. 5L


OH GREAT - Prince, your a cool guy, but stop making signs please.




TREES IN AUTUMN - Most people love looking out as those leaves changing colors Not here in the northern United States We have pine trees....


TAGS: dremagnum pine forest trees nov1
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:23 pm
But in retrospect...It makes it easier to find the bodies, eH DM!
DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 12:00 am
lower left, im autistic dont judge me
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 11:59 pm
is it sad i didnt notice the little kid in the lower right until now?
Sean - November 2, 2009, 11:56 pm
Deadpan. Hard to do well. You did it well.
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:54 pm
Nice poster Dre. Wow do pines kill off the undergrowth.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 10:34 pm
Ahhhhh.... I'm learning things!
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 10:30 pm
Agd, We like to call them "fuel", thank you. Specially them red 'uns from pine beetles scarfin' 'em.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 10:24 pm
But the forest fires smell great!


THE WORLD SERIES - Millions of Americans Watching 14 latinos....oh and the 4 white guys no one thought would make the Majors


TAGS: baseball world series dremagnum
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 5:57 pm
Yeah i know.
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:48 pm
World famous - in the US.


GILLS -


TAGS: gills shitty demotivational posters made by dremagnum
Rating: 2.06/5

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DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 1:04 am
My lowest, for obvious reasons
DreMagnum - September 22, 2009, 4:36 pm
im sorry for the crappy poster guys, this what happens when you make motifakes at 2 in the morning


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